Braindouche! Hates Its Listeners II: Die In A Fire

Due to another suspicious spike in the statistics over the last two months, I’ve been forced to take drastic actions to drive off as many subscribers as possible. Again.

Christ, what will it take with you people? This isn’t good! It isn’t a podcast that will play your voicemails and make you feel included in the warm fuzzy geek community, it won’t give you good information, it’s not even pleasing to listen to! What is wrong with you?

edited to add: Ok fine, honey, I’ve fixed it.

Sparkles and Unicorns

Ok, I know this isn’t exactly usual Braindouche! fair, but it’s pretty, isn’t it? It makes me want to get a drum machine and a synth matrix module and sit in a corner for hours and just play. I know this because the Hobnox Audiotool does pretty much just that now, and it’s AWESOME. I’ve been playing with it for hours. Expect more Audiotool podcasts in the future.

Anyway, enjoy the sparkly pretty music.